• Jesse Eisenberg: Speaking of the Internet: one of the interviewers [coming in later] today I think disparaged me on the Internet. I’m pretty sure; I’ve got to ask her when I see her. I’m gonna have Woody ask her, actually.
• Woody Harrelson: Yeah, I will!
• Jesse Eisenberg: You know, you’re not supposed to read about yourself on the Internet, but after I did one movie... of course, you search your name on the Internet because you’re like, in a movie. I’m pretty sure she wrote something bad about me and I wrote a response — but didn’t send it — that was scathing. I think I made a good argument, too.
• Woody Harrelson: (laughs)
• Jesse Eisenberg: But she’ll be here later, so we’ll wait.
• Interviewer: Baseball bat ready. [Motions toward bat Woody’s holding.]
• Woody Harrelson: But this thing is so effective. Because it’s just so quick — “whoosh.” You know what I mean?
• Jesse Eisenberg: And then she’s wet.
• Interview: Hmm … you should probably qualify that for the —
• Jesse Eisenberg: Her vagina is wet.
• Interviewer: There we go!

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